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"Every time I try to say, "God bless you.", it just comes out as, "Cover your fucking mouth!"." - Dane Cook

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"Every time I try to say, "God bless you.", it just comes out as, "Cover your fucking mouth!"." - Dane Cook
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"When people sneeze, I don't just say, "Bless you.", because I am not God." - Dane Cook

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"When people sneeze, I don't just say, "Bless you.", because I am not God." - Dane Cook
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