Showing posts with label Jerry Seinfeld. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jerry Seinfeld. Show all posts

"When you get to be my age and you’ve done a couple things, you have your own reality. In my reality, I don’t hug a total stranger. I have to meet someone, say 'hello'. I have to start somewhere." - Jerry Seinfeld

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"When you get to be my age and you’ve done a couple things, you have your own reality. In my reality, I don’t hug a total stranger. I have to meet someone, say 'hello'. I have to start somewhere." - Jerry Seinfeld
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"There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family'." - Jerry Seinfeld

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"There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family'." - +Jerry Seinfeld
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"One of the great mysteries to me is how a woman can pour hot wax on her legs, rip the hair out by its roots, and still be afraid of a spider." - Jerry Seinfeld

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"One of the great mysteries to me is how a woman can pour hot wax on her legs, rip the hair out by its roots, and still be afraid of a spider." - +Jerry Seinfeld
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