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"What did the duck say to the bartender? -- Put it on my bill." - joke

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"What did the duck say to the bartender? -- Put it on my bill." - joke
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"Black & Pecker" - Link Starbureiy

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"Black & Pecker" - Link Starbureiy
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"Aw, shucks! You're just saying that because it's true." - joke

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"Aw, shucks! You're just saying that because it's true." - joke
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"It's time for you to get a new watch." - joke

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"It's time for you to get a new watch." - joke
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"The Moon is made of cheese." - joke

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"The Moon is made of cheese." - joke
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"Go to UCI or UCLA. Their respective nicknames are University of Chinese Immigrants and U C Lots of Asians" - random Internet user (whenhen)

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"Go to UCI or UCLA. Their respective nicknames are University of Chinese Immigrants and U C Lots of Asians" - random Internet user (whenhen)
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"Pull my finger." - joke

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"Pull my finger." - joke
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"She's the reason my right arm is bigger than the other." - joke

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"She's the reason my right arm is bigger than the other." - joke
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"You should come in cider." - joke

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"You should come in cider." - joke
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"Happier than a redneck with a new gun." - joke

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"Happier than a redneck with a new gun." - joke
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"What does a booger smell like?" - question

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"What does a booger smell like?" - question
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"Last time I was down South, I walked into this restaurant and this White waitress came up to me and said, 'We don't serve colored people here.' I said, 'That's all right, I don't eat colored people. Being me a whole fried chicken." - Dick Gregory

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"Last time I was down South, I walked into this restaurant and this White waitress came up to me and said, 'We don't serve colored people here.' I said, 'That's all right, I don't eat colored people. Being me a whole fried chicken." - Dick Gregory
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"Segregation is not all bad. Have you ever heard of a collision where the people in the back of the bus got hurt?" - Dick Gregory

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"Segregation is not all bad. Have you ever heard of a collision where the people in the back of the bus got hurt?" - Dick Gregory
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"Moneymar" - joke

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"Moneymar" - joke
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"I drink water because I can't eat water." - joke

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"I drink water because I can't eat water." - joke
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"I have an iron deficiency, my clothes are always wrinkled." - Harrison Tyler (Undercover Angel)

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"I have an iron deficiency, my clothes are always wrinkled." - Harrison Tyler (Undercover Angel)
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"The word 'ginger' is an anagram for 'nigger'. Does that mean orange really is the new black?" - joke

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"The word 'ginger' is an anagram for 'nigger'. Does that mean orange really is the new black?" - joke
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"It's not a fair fight; the Whites don't have their keyboards." - joke

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"It's not a fair fight; the Whites don't have their keyboards." - joke
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"I tell my girlfriend that semen prevents acne." - joke

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"I tell my girlfriend that semen prevents acne." - joke
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"Dolly Parton is so cheap that if she had a box of cough drops, she would stand outside until she got a cold just to use them." - Sylvester Stallone

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"Dolly Parton is so cheap that if she had a box of cough drops, she would stand outside until she got a cold just to use them." - Sylvester Stallone
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