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Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

"I have an iron deficiency, my clothes are always wrinkled." - Harrison Tyler (Undercover Angel)

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"I have an iron deficiency, my clothes are always wrinkled." - Harrison Tyler (Undercover Angel)
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"The word 'ginger' is an anagram for 'nigger'. Does that mean orange really is the new black?" - joke

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"The word 'ginger' is an anagram for 'nigger'. Does that mean orange really is the new black?" - joke
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"It's not a fair fight; the Whites don't have their keyboards." - joke

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"It's not a fair fight; the Whites don't have their keyboards." - joke
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"I tell my girlfriend that semen prevents acne." - joke

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"I tell my girlfriend that semen prevents acne." - joke
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"Dolly Parton is so cheap that if she had a box of cough drops, she would stand outside until she got a cold just to use them." - Sylvester Stallone

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"Dolly Parton is so cheap that if she had a box of cough drops, she would stand outside until she got a cold just to use them." - Sylvester Stallone
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"I've always looked up to people who were taller than me." - Link Starbureiy

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"I've always looked up to people who were taller than me." - Link Starbureiy
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"My butt's not as big as it used to be... because I've been working my ass off." - Link Starbureiy

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"My butt's not as big as it used to be... because I've been working my ass off." - Link Starbureiy
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"The way you support free markets stimulates growth in my private sector." - joke

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"The way you support free markets stimulates growth in my private sector." - joke
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"Well, I think Olivia Munn should consider dating someone from Denmark. Even if she was truly "controlling", it would still be pretty much a munn-dane relationship..." - Scott Hunter

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"Well, I think Olivia Munn should consider dating someone from Denmark. Even if she was truly "controlling", it would still be pretty much a munn-dane relationship..." - Scott Hunter
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"I'm the only person to ever win a Super Bowl and Stanley Cup on the same day - which is impossible - but I'm known for accomplishing the impossible. I was also a thirteen-time All-Star during my illustrious seven-year NBA career." - Link Starbureiy

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"I'm the only person to ever win a Super Bowl and Stanley Cup on the same day - which is impossible - but I'm known for accomplishing the impossible. I was also a thirteen-time All-Star during my illustrious seven-year NBA career." - Link Starbureiy
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"This offended me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian." - random Internet user (NaOCL)

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"This offended me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian." - random Internet user (NaOCL)
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"Studies reveal that one in three liberals are as dumb as the other two." - joke

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"Studies reveal that one in three liberals are as dumb as the other two." - joke
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"Your breath stinks so bad that you can't help but talk shit." - joke

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"Your breath stinks so bad that you can't help but talk shit." - joke
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"I once dated an epileptic girl who wanted to open her own pizza parlor and call it 'Little Seizures'." - Dan Silver

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"I once dated an epileptic girl who wanted to open her own pizza parlor and call it 'Little Seizures'." - Dan Silver
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"You never want to make a Muslim woman angry, because she'll just blow up in your face." - Christopher Lilly

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"You never want to make a Muslim woman angry, because she'll just blow up in your face." - Christopher Lilly
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"You're so stupid that it took you an hour to make Minute Rice." - joke

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"You're so stupid that it took you an hour to make Minute Rice." - joke
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"You're so hot that even my zipper's falling for you." - pick-up line

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"You're so hot that even my zipper's falling for you." - pick-up line
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"As long as I have a face, she'll have a place to sit." - random Internet user

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"As long as I have a face, she'll have a place to sit." - random Internet user
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"Too poor to pay attention." - joke

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"Too poor to pay attention." - joke
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"When you eat, you need to tell your fork to stop. I bet your favorite karate move is a pork-chop." - DC Young Fly

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"When you eat, you need to tell your fork to stop. I bet your favorite karate move is a pork-chop." - DC Young Fly
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