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Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

"Your mama is so ugly, Hello Kitty said 'goodbye'." - joke

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"Your mama is so ugly, Hello Kitty said 'goodbye'." - joke
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"Your mama is so stupid, she thought that seaweed was something that fish🐠 smoke." - joke

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"Your mama is so stupid, she thought that seaweed was something that fish smoke." - joke
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"Your mama is so dumb, she stared at 🍊orange juice for thirty minutes🕣 because it said ''concentrate." - joke

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"Your mama is so dumb, she stared at orange juice for thirty minutes because it said ''concentrate." - joke
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"Your mama is so stupid, she thought that a quarterback is a refund." - joke

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"Your mama is so stupid, she thought that a quarterback is a refund." - joke
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"2 x 2 = 22" - Trump supporter

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"2 x 2 = 22" - Trump supporter
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"Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes." - Jamal

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"Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes." - Jamal
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"He blew me a kiss😘💋, and I caught it. Does that make me gay🏳️‍🌈?" - Kevin Hart

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"He blew me a kiss, and I caught it. Does that make me gay?" - Kevin Hart
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"I'm a die hard Bruce Willis fan." - joke

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"I'm a die hard Bruce Willis fan." - joke
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"Even being Moroccan, if I said the N-word, there's no one standing around like, "Well, let's let him explain"." - Mekki Leeper

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"Even being Moroccan, if I said the N-word, there's no one standing around like, "Well, let's let him explain"." - Mekki Leeper
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"Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch?" - Wayne Brady

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"Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch?" - Wayne Brady
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"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie

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"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
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"Yeah, when we were kids, they used to call me 'White boy' because I liked to play hockey🏑 and actually knew my father." - Link Starbureiy

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"Yeah, when we were kids, they used to call me 'White boy' because I liked to play hockey and actually knew my father." - Link Starbureiy
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"Let me tell you something!" - Fire Marshall👨‍🚒 Bill

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"Let me tell you something!" - Fire Marshall Bill
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"What do you call an elf🤶 who sings? -- a wrapper." - joke

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"What do you call an elf who sings? -- a wrapper." - joke
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"2015 : Your phone has a nice camera! 2025 : Your camera has a nice phone!" - random Internet user (Water_Blaze1125)

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"2015 : Your phone has a nice camera!
2025 : Your camera has a nice phone!" - random Internet user (Water_Blaze1125)
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"I went to see a fight and a hockey🏒 game broke out." - joke

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"I went to see a fight and a hockey game broke out." - joke
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"He fucked that chick from France near the fence on the 🎾tennis courts. ..Talk about a 'French Open'." - Josh Fawley

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"He fucked that chick from France near the fence on the tennis courts. ..Talk about a 'French Open'." - Josh Fawley
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"Why was the mathematician late for work? She took the rhombus." - joke

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"Why was the mathematician late for work? She took the rhombus." - joke
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"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did." - Jeff Foxworthy

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"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did." - Jeff Foxworthy
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"I haven't seen you since Michael Jackson was Black." - joke

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"I haven't seen you since Michael Jackson was Black." - joke
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