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Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

"Even being Moroccan, if I said the N-word, there's no one standing around like, "Well, let's let him explain"." - Mekki Leeper

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"Even being Moroccan, if I said the N-word, there's no one standing around like, "Well, let's let him explain"." - Mekki Leeper
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"Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch?" - Wayne Brady

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"Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch?" - Wayne Brady
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"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie

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"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
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"Yeah, when we were kids, they used to call me 'White boy' because I liked to play hockey🏑 and actually knew my father." - Link Starbureiy

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"Yeah, when we were kids, they used to call me 'White boy' because I liked to play hockey and actually knew my father." - Link Starbureiy
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"Let me tell you something!" - Fire Marshall👨‍🚒 Bill

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"Let me tell you something!" - Fire Marshall Bill
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"What do you call an elf🤶 who sings? -- a wrapper." - joke

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"What do you call an elf who sings? -- a wrapper." - joke
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"2015 : Your phone has a nice camera! 2025 : Your camera has a nice phone!" - random Internet user (Water_Blaze1125)

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"2015 : Your phone has a nice camera!
2025 : Your camera has a nice phone!" - random Internet user (Water_Blaze1125)
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"I went to see a fight and a hockey🏒 game broke out." - joke

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"I went to see a fight and a hockey game broke out." - joke
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"He fucked that chick from France near the fence on the tennis courts. ..Talk about a 'French Open'." - Josh Fawley

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"He fucked that chick from France near the fence on the tennis courts. ..Talk about a 'French Open'." - Josh Fawley
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"Why was the mathematician late for work? She took the rhombus." - joke

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"Why was the mathematician late for work? She took the rhombus." - joke
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"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did." - Jeff Foxworthy

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"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did." - Jeff Foxworthy
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"I haven't seen you since Michael Jackson was Black." - joke

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"I haven't seen you since Michael Jackson was Black." - joke
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"From the beginning onward, marriage literally starts out with a man on his knees, begging." - Akaash Singh

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"From the beginning onward, marriage literally starts out with a man on his knees, begging." - Akaash Singh
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"We were so poor, a robber once broke into our house and we ended up robbing the robber." - Shannon Sharpe

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"We were so poor, a robber once broke into our house and we ended up robbing the robber." - Shannon Sharpe
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"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." - random Internet user (DJ Copperhead)

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"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." - random Internet user (DJ Copperhead)
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"The main reason Santa🎅 is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." - George Carlin

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"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." - George Carlin
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"East Philly" - joke

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"East Philly" - joke
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"If I had my choice for a pet dinosaur, I'd want a trysarahtopless." - joke

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"If I had my choice for a pet dinosaur, I'd want a trysarahtopless." - joke
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"If you're in a relationship, all you should be doing is fucking and going places. That’s all you should be doing. Having sex and traveling. Fucking and going places. You should be coming and going." - Chris Rock

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"If you're in a relationship, all you should be doing is fucking and going places. That’s all you should be doing. Having sex and traveling. Fucking and going places. You should be coming and going." - Chris Rock
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"Dennis Rodman thinks a shoe deal is when you get two at the same time." - Bruce Willis

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"Dennis Rodman thinks a shoe deal is when you get two at the same time." - Bruce Willis
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